Joy Boy.

I will get back to the blog template this weekend.  20 minutes.  Door to door.  My Friday thoughts.

1.  The Falcons avoided a trap game in Tampa.  They are slowly starting to make ME a believer.  But not yet.  At Philly next week should be a better test.
2. Well, slightly.
3. In case the Thunder were wondering if they were contenders, the Warriors ruined their dream temporarily.  Impressive victory…against an undermanned team of course.
4. Intern Doug went to the Cubs parade today I assume.  Sorry for any grammatical errors and come back soon, Doug.
5. I can’t wait to post this and know there is a 30% chance my subscribers will get the notification email.
6. You might think I am embarrassed to go see Amy Schumer tomorrow, but I have seen her standup.  She is funny.  I am not making it a habit of seeing female comics, but I will enjoy her tomorrow.
7. I have the library episode of Seinfeld on in the background.  Perfect.  Bookman.  Joy boy.  Awesome.
8. Hold on.  Be right back.  The “joy boy” scene.
9.  OK, I am back.  Still laugh out loud every single time during that scene.
10. Listen, I dabble on Bovada.  IF you ever want to join, email me your personal email.  You get a 50% bonus, and I get a $5 6 team NBA parlay tonight that pays $243.25.  Too much fun.
11. I love when my company lets me give an internal presentation.  Let’s just say I get the point across, but definitely try and make my PPT fun also.  And I try to remember that the microphone they gave me is NOT for karaoke.
12. My Movember mustache MIGHT be coming in gray.  I won’t shave it before the end of the month if it simply grows slow, but I WILL if I become the GRAY horrible mustache guy.
13. Why does it make me 5% happy to read about lewd stuff going on at uppity Harvard?
14. What I NEVER want to read again is the return of THIS case.  Read it sitting down.  It is pretty horrible.  http://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/17971214/former-vanderbilt-commodores-player-brandon-vandenburg-gets-17-year-prison-sentence
15. If I am an assistant coach in a bad job or with no job, I am giving Les Miles a call.  Dude is fun and can COACH.
16. And he will get a big job SOMEWHERE.
17. Since I eat more than most people I have met, VERY glad about our new fridge.  It is BIGGER.  And Lindsey has her OWN separated drawer where she can store the cheese I am not allowed to touch.
18. The cats are doing ok.  I am sure I will write funnier stuff about the “integration” this weekend.  #twocatmark
19. How come finger nails are fine before you go to bed one night and you wake up and then suddenly they are long?
20. Yes, I cover everything in this blog.  Deal with it.  I have some people who skip all of the sports hooks just to get to #19.
21. Well, I guess the random thoughts for some odd reason are better on the weekend.  Hmmm.
22. To no one in particular, and for no reason at all of course, I am happy to discuss how I was at work at 6:45am this morning…just in case it comes up for whatever reason.  Moving on…
23. I don’t think I cared one bit today whether James Harden has a “beef” with Dwight Howard.  Actually, I am more surprised he doesn’t.  I personally thought everyone on this Earth dislikes Dwight Howard to SOME degree.
24. 5 million people.  That is a lot.  Guess 108 years CAN totally stop business for a day.
25. Speaking of the Indians and Cubs.  I know ONE guy who went to the parade with an injury.  THIS is classic.  Watch it.  Dude tells a Tribe fan they just came back from 3-1.  Tribe guy says something.  Both fans square up.  At least the Tribe won SOMETHING.  http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2016/11/03/chicago-cubs-fan-knocked-out-cold-by-indians-fan/
26. Seriously, watch it.
27. (Waiting)
28. Great, huh?  Moving on.  Poor Bartman didn’t even want to go to parade?  That sucks.   At least you are famous, man.
29. Derrick Rose returns to Chicago tonight…and I just have this feeling he will show some of his old stats a bit.  Well, at least clear 7.5 points in my $5 parlay.
30. I might start tracking whether a day goes by without Wade or James on the wire.  I don’t care about your big uniform bet.  Good job.  Way to go.
31. My mind is pondering whether LSU can take out Bama Saturday night.  I really WANT to take the points or the money line.  Then, Bama reality sets back in.  Ugghhh.
32. The money line on Oregon is +550.  Tempting.  So tempting.
33. But I can’t tell you my list of possible bets tomorrow.  Bad karma.
34. That’s it for today.  I just have this feeling I will have more to say this weekend.  Usually goes that way.  Go UCONN and Miami (OH) and lots of pts in the Boise game.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.