The fastest blog ever. Halftime of UVA. Glad I wrote this before UVA lost, or this would be really, really ugly. I am in shock on posting this. I don’t even know why Dennis Miller is the theme.

March 27, 2016 Filler

On the clock and then some. Once again, come back another time for quality. Halftime of my Hoos game. Happy Easter.

Marty. No prizes. Stop reading.
Guy in the green although the other guy is kind of funny too.
JJ. Ok, a couple….it is UVA game.
My rushed blog is still better than anything Woody Paige has ever written outside of old baseball articles.
I am glad Gonzaga is out of the tourney so I can stop hearing different pronunciations.
Sorry, Ross…it is just really a funny, funny pic.
But it did give me pleasant memories about how we watched just the tail-end part of a career of possibly one of the top 5 centers worldwide of all time.
I had three knockout/ survivor pool entries, spent 90 minutes on Saturday making a spreadsheet, and STILL got kicked out on all three by KU. Thanks, Ralph.
I might still keep walking to work even when I get my 2005 4Runner next week.
Does that make me GREEN?
Yes, my mind is racing on UVA and this will be quick.
My intern is off Easter Sunday, so sorry for grammatical errors and there will be no editing.
The new Taco Bell commercials for breakfast look kind of good, although I have never been to Taco Bell unless late at night.
Why are we seeing commercials for 7-11 sandwiches?
Thanks for the help on my spreadsheet, Ralph/ Rob…could have used you.
Survivor is STILL on, and yes, I applied via video to the very first one.
I would have been fantastic on that show…I am Jim.
I feel like I knew UVA and OU would be in the final, but yet I won’t reap the benefits as much as I should.
Brackets are SOLID, people…3 of four.
When I die, can we play the Bob Christianson March Madness song over and over?
Oregon proves, as my friend Vince said so eloquently, that the PAC-12 SUCKS.
Just when I thought Coach K might be remembered for being a dick for an incident, he apologizes…dammit.
If you WERE a loser and put in Final Four picks for the women, you would have been screwed this year…no chalk.
Warriors are officially at 65%…they were at 64% late last night and not sure how that changed, but just reporting.
My guy, Jason Day, is now the #1 player in golf…called that YEARS ago in this cast.
A man suing JR Smith for 2.5 mil will help me sleep better tonight.
LOVE the Tom Brady social media kicker to Von Miller…and you guys think Tom is not cool.
In case you care, Lindsey got me comfortably out of the Easter family thing for the UVA game.
Amazing the amount of blowouts this year late in the tourney.
Why couldn’t my President’s Club trip be in Cabo and NOT during The Masters?
I just really want to hang out with Sammy Hagar and talk about how 5150 is the best album ever.
Just in case you don’t think I know hockey, I blindly guessed the other college hockey game this weekend when asked even thought i had no idea about standings.
BU, DU.
I actually know about every sport and it is scary.
I almost was on Dream Job hosted by ESPN, it is one of the best stories you will ever hear from me, and I will never tell the question that got me eliminated and walked out after they filtered the field from 550 people to THREE.
Opportunity knocked, and I was asleep at the end.
I don’t have time to tell the throw off the balcony story, but when you throw something, make sure you clarify whether it is 1,2,3 throw, or 1,2, throw.
It may or may not be true that to get away from KU looking horrible in the Nova game I went to Drunken Hearts right down the street from me.
The fact that Lawrence PD tweeted the next day about the Nova game was INCREDIBLE and check out my tweets.
Thanks for the Shark Tank article, mom, and yes, I am an addict to that show, and GOT.
I can’t even talk to anyone during Shark Tank.
It was late at night, but did I hear that Tyrion and Gwen are going to be on there next week? My favorite person and my favorite other person’s girlfriend.
Saw him live in Wyoming…badass.
It may or may not be true that I blew out my knee Friday morning taking off my boxers.
I love globes.
Stallings was about to get fired from Vandy, so why WOULDN’T he go from Nashville to Pitt?
Weekend Update on SNL might be my favorite thing ever.
Damn, Dennis Miller drops jokes we all don’t get but laugh regardless.
Rudy, I faked you out. Let’s get Torchy’s Tuesday and I will buy you a monk. $2.25 prize. If UVA wins, you can get two. $4.50. Or, I will buy Ralph one instead. Let’s say 7am Tuesday. Omaha revisited. PRIZES, biatch.
Hoban and Omar can join us too…I will get theirs.
Hoban, I will leave you alone, sir.
ONE Torchy’s taco for each.
When Playstation says it is coming out with Live TV, does that mean I can diss Direct TV and Comcast?
The baked potato pizza at Sliceworks is the best piece of pizza like ever.
Church today at the Convention Center was ok, but definitely made me confirm that we are not having kids.
Notes from first half.
UVA is relying on three too much, but glad Perrantes made a bunch.
Never seen the smell it gesture thing before-must be a Compton thing.
Don’t worry about UVA score…look at opponent’s score in relation to season average allowed by UVA of 58.
Sloppy game.
Dick Vitale needs to sign with CBS too.
I am missing a watch party, but my couch is my UVA bball HOME.
I love when the Bulls clear the air.
Griffin is about to do a 4 game suspension and it is coincidental that I haven’t seen any Kia commercials lately?
My trip up to Lindsey’s parent’s place was complete because I have THESE pics of her dad. Damn RIGHT I am posting these. Vintage and classic.
Guy on the right. Amazing.
On editing, UVA lost, so I am checking out and don’t care about anything.
If you didn’t see the Cuse player Lydon lose his shoe and then make a three, GOOGLE IT.
Have to check out. Second half starting. Will add pictures. Will I blog tomorrow? That is a CLOWN question, bro.
Yes, I cried a little at the end of the game. I cry when UVA basketball loses and dogs die in movies.