Between just you and I, I voted yes…

No template, hook, line, sinker, river, or multi-sentence hooks.  One per.  Lightning round, as it is Friday past 5pm and I don’t feel like talking for a long time with you.

1. Greetings and salutations, people.  Thanks for coming aboard (the boat).
2. Starting the one sentence thing AFTER hook #3…
3. Welcome back, subscribers?  Been saying hello to you for a week.  My site creator has looked into it.  WordPress has looked into it.  So, I think the problem is the plugin, Jetpack.  Just unplugged it today.  Won’t be a long term solution obviously, but need SOMETHING to go out to my subscribers who don’t seem to read this unless the email comes into their inbox.  Let’s move.  Fast.
4. I should call the subscriber list the “Josh Brown” list…because they are both presently exempt.
5. But, the URL works great, people…I think it is about 20 total letters to type in and THEN it auto-populates…amazing computers we have…
6. Just razzing you…my subscribers are investors to my blog dribble…
7. What great games this weekend.
8. Oregon-Cal tonight might be the most “entertaining” game of the weekend.
9. Remember two months ago when we would have thought Iowa would GIVE points at home to Wisconsin?
10. Solid A&M is getting NINETEEN pts at Bama and THAT is Saban respect at home.
11. I am trying to figure out if CU is real or not, and beating a MORE confusing Stanford team really tells me NOTHING.
12. Arkansas goes into a dangerous place at Auburn and I personally think get a win.
13. The Ole Miss-LSU game is simply a game to determine whose season barely sucked LESS.
14. Would love to tell you my bets this weekend, but it is complicated, has flow charts, and bad karma.
15. The cat integration is painful, and it all might end this weekend as we throw them both into a ring and see if life combusts or moves on.
16. I had no idea Jared Allen had already made it to the professional bull riders circuit.
17. Adam Silver “hopes” that players stand for the anthem, and I think he is smoking crack and in a pretend world if he thinks THAT will pan out.
18. At least for one half, the Packers vaguely resembled…the Packers.
19. And I finally got the riddle solved about WHERE Matt Barkley presently resided.
20. Between the Bears and the Browns, EVERY single able bodied ex-backup QB’s phone has been ringing off the hook.
21. I never saw that VA Tech beatdown happening, and I am presently confused on BOTH teams also.
22. I watched the debate the other night, and this political science major has never been happier about NOT voting for president…scared of both of them beyond belief.
23. But, we do have some bad “hombres” in the country.
24. The sadness of a three team parlay is when you hit the last two AFTER you miss the first one.
25. NBA predictions…another day.
26. NHL predictions…another day.
27. I remembered why I get BOTH ESPN Mag and SI, as I received the ESPN NBA preview and it sucks and has weird stats and graphs with no lineups…and SI’s…was normal.
28. Before the Giants picked up Robbie Gould, I admit to not being sure whether he played still or not.
29. Intern Doug is still on vacation (actually has never come back from last week’s football games…weird) so this is not edited and sorry for any grammatical errors.
30. Anyone know a good blog intern?
31. Wait.
32. Just posted something on Craig’s List as I am not sure if Intern Doug is ever coming back…
33. I don’t know about you, but I am SAD that Charlie Sheen won’t be throwing out a first pitch…screw the old Indians legends.
34. Do you realize my blog list has 15 things on it about 10 minutes after I write a cast?
35. The WNBA Finals JUST ended?
36. I thought that was done like a week ago.
37. I don’t know whether to feel embarrassed or not about A) LeBron totally ragging on Kevin Love’s sneakers in social media or B) that I personally LOVED them.
38. I am officially tired and OVER the Jack Reacher “rules” commercials.
39. I am officially NOT over the funniness of the Ice Tea-Lemonade commercial…I won’t let the humor die.
40. I chuckled when reading about Josh Brown and the sheriff called him a “yokel.”
41. Yes, I am aware that I mentioned Josh Brown WAY before, but I am typing a million miles an hour and therefore this has no logical order.
42. I will comment on the college kid scoring 138 points tomorrow as I still need to watch the film, Greg.
43. That’s it for today.  Hope you enjoyed or are at least more informed.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.
44. I just typed all of the above in 21 minutes.  Peace again.