Catch Of The Day

Game 7. Earth Day. Wake up the bats, JOBU. Dammit.

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I am watching the game, and don’t care whether subscriber function works again.  I have to jam and GO.

  1.  Greetings and salutation…screw it… I gotta go.  It just went from 5-1 to 5-3 while I wrote that last sentence.
  2. Wake up the bats, JOBU.
  3. I SOOOO want the early Chapman decision to factor in this.
  4. I SOOOO want the Cubs curse to continue…especially since I have a parlay on them losing and I don’t care either way.
  5. 68-108…not even close to pain.
  6. We had a work presentation on generations, but not sure I fit totally in generation x….except for living for the 80’s with a propped up polo shirt.
  7. Goodbye, Amit.  Love you, man.  GP.  The Glove.  Cooler than the other side of the pillow.
  8. I don’t fully understand what Josh Huff did, but hope he did it on South Street with a Jersey accent.
  9. I have five objectives in life.  #5 is for me to make enough money to throw $10k into the WSOP and see how far I can get.  I just would want to make the second day and meet Matt Damon.
  10. 2/3 of the NFL players want marijuana legalized, and that is just short of the US average of 95%.
  11. Mel Gibson IS a jackass, but he can make war movies, and I WILL go see Hacksaw Ridge.
  12. The Big Ten will join Friday night football in 2017…and I was just happy with everything being on Saturday.  Why don’t they reverse the idiotic NYE semi final football decision while they are at it?  Why don’t they have every big sporting event on the eve of a good drinking night?  Why don’t they play every single sporting event on St. Patty’s Day?  We have Clinton and Trump.  Let ME be in charge and shit will change.  I will affect every singly date in sports and have it MAKE SENSE.
  13. I researched my wedding day for about three days.
  14. Maybe 20.
  15. Earth Day, people.
  16. Yes, I have read the whole preseason college basketball team…Cal and Iowa State and Duke yada yada yada.
  17. Mark (no pun intended) my words.  Austin Nichols from UVA WILL be on that final team.
  18. Memphis transfer and dude will blow it UP this year.  Final Four, here we come.
  19. If Justin Anderson would have stayed one more year, we would already have had one in the last few years.
  20. Yes, I have read 10 NFL mock drafts for 2017… and 2018.
  21. Yes, I have read 15 NBA mock drafts for 2017.
  22. For new readers, I am sorry.  I can’t talk to you right now.  Come back another time.  6th inning.  Gotta go.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.