Foreplay.

Another quick hitter.  UVA-Miami is about to start.  Doesn’t matter if Lindsey is out of town and you would think I have lots of time.  I need to GO.

1.  Don’t worry, waived Mario Chalmers, you have your Heat time and that shot in college.  Check and check.
2. I have looked at Michigan’s schedule, and believe they need one more win.  Sorry, Blue.
3. I assume that the Broncos picked up Mark Sanchez as a backup plan.  We all hope so here in Denver.
4. Hey, Notre Dame, 18-0 run by the other team is…not good.
5. Upsets and comebacks are cool, but Duke wouldn’t have been down to UNC 78-41 at one point.
6. I am GIDDY about this upcoming UVA-Miami game.
7. The first thing I did when Lindsey went to New Orleans for her bachelorette party in New Orleans was go get pizza.  Now I am on the couch watching basketball.  Yes, my life was something before I met her-lol.  I might walk a block to a bar later and watch Rounders later.  Big plans.
8. No one has woken me up telling me this Trump this is a dream yet.  Hurry UP.
9. Did you know?  Baylor has not lost ONE game this season to a team lower than 35 RPI?  Tell your friends.
10. I want things.  I am not Kaepernick.  One of us WANTS to go to the Browns.
11. Marty, stop reading.  I bought you lunch today.  No prizes today.  Don’t text it.
12. But, if Ralph/ Rob calls me and wants to have a drink with me this weekend, I will buy him…ehhhh…that will never happen.
13. I think RGIII should call the Broncos and knock some sense in them OR just go to the Jets.
14. Lindsey was at the Cat’s Meow.  I remember winning a karaoke contest at that place at Mardi Gras.  She is probably winning right now too.
15. Why is Phil Jackson in the news?  When the Knicks don’t suck, call me.
16. I have a feeling WHOEVER picks up Manziel, their fans will pack their bags.
17. I know my mom will on the Broncos.
18. Mark Sanchez…lol.
19. Warriors are still at 40% to get to 73 wins, but assume that is because they didn’t play.
20. WHY did they adjust the Wideman suspension to only 10 games?  Wrong.  Watch the replay again people.
21. I am not mad at ESPN anymore.  If I don’t hit the CENTER of the pop-ups on my phone, it lets me keep scrolling.  I am slow.
22. I think that Hield’s 39 points against ISU last night sealed that thing we call the Wooden.
23. The Zags are predicted to be a 11 seed playing Iowa!!!  Just like the old days, Zags.  Maybe you will be a TWELVE seed.
24. This week, once again, is foreplay.  I personally am excited.
25. Katz is coming late in the game to my bachelor party.  BOOM.  LOVE that guy.
26. I have to go.  UVA game is about to begin.  May the force be with us.  Wahoowa.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.
27. Chris (co-worker), answer your emails.  I am ready to pay you for my new SWEET site.  But, I am out next week.  You have to wait.
28. Foreplay.  Boston.  In case you were trying to figure out the theme.