So…I have this idea.

I watched it happen tonight.  My invention.  My only regret is too many people saw it.  Million dollar idea.  You have Facebook.  You have Twitter.  You have Instagram.  I give you…Signature.

Making up something on the fly is one thing.  Watching people around you say how brilliant you are is another thing.   I would love to tell you the idea, but then I would have to kill you.   Just know this.  If somehow, everyone in the bar forgot what just happened in the bar in the last 20 minutes, I will be rich as shit.  High fives are shallow.  High fives when people are telling you that you should patent something before they wake up is eerie.  Dammit.  At least I am posting it on my blog and it is dated.  Kind of like when my mom told me to send a tape to myself with Richard Marx’s Right Here Waiting.  I wrote that crappy song months before he did, by the way mind you.  If someone out there wants to split a million dollars and knows how this patent thing works, I am at mark_filller@hotmail.com.  That is all.  i have called Brian and Scott.  I am bursting.   I finally came up with the umbrella to Tom Cruise’s umbrella (I was going to edit that but it sounded cool).   I have a million dollar idea.  That is all for now.