Read it, don’t read it, I don’t care…just needed to get some things off my chest.
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Let’s turn and burn.
The Miami Heat won their 19th straight. That is not the bad news. The bad news is that it was against the Hawks, who aren’t horrible, and that LeBron ONLY had 15 points. Wade had an un-eye popping 23. People, if you think that they are coming together, they are. Holding Wade and Heat to 38 points TOTAL is usually a good thing. In this case, it meant they won by a casual 17 points.
Ugghhh. It is true. I was hoping for misery. Instead, Snowball goes out and scores 39 points in a Lakers win IN Orlando. No dumb comments of note in the interview. Lose-lose. To review why I am calling Dwight Howard “Snowball,” it is because when he says one dumb thing, he then explains it with another dumb thing, requiring a larger dumb thing to rationalize, etc. You get the point. I don’t go for brilliant nicknames. I go for stream of consciousness ones, and this one occurred on the weekend rant.
BUSTER SOCCER/ NASCAR
Forget updates. Have you ever seen Kyrie Irving’s skit where he dressed up like an old man, and then actually went to a street court to run people? Well, this would be NASCAR’s reply. This is pretty funny. If the guy would have had a heart attack, it would be very NOT funny. But, he didn’t, so we are good to go.
Johnny Manziel had ANOTHER picture surface with him and some friends down in Cabo San Lucas. Don’t worry about what he was doing down there in his social roller coaster since the Heisman. What IS important is this. In the right corner of the photo, you can distinctly see a Texas Longhorn tattoo. I can’t wait to hear THIS explanation.
Two today-coach getting knocked on the floor during a Gatorade celebration and a GREAT Tom Hanks story and photo.
Ok now this pic is funny enough
But here’s it’s back story
The dude in the white doesn’t know Tom hanks ,never met never will
Tom was sitting at the bar wit…h his friend having a few jars ,when he noticed this guy passed out ,he went over to see if he was ok noticed the guys mobile phone was on the table shot off a few pics and left the guy passed out and put the phone in the guys pocket
Seriously can you imagine finding this on your phone after a drunken night out ???
Tiger Woods allegedly was spotted on his yacht with….LINDSEY VONN. I know, I know. You two are “friends.” You are a nice friend for taking such good care of her post helicopter ride injury. Come on. Can you freaking leave her alone until AFTER the Majors? You are playing so well. Of course, maybe you are hitting it well on AND off the course.
Liberty made the dance. I am drawing a line in the sand. There has to be a resolution to this. Every small conference allows ANYONE who wins their tournament to enter the dance. That is fun. But, when you have TWENTY losses, it is a little ridiculous. Congrats to the Liberty kids, but one of these two resolutions will keep all future 20 loss teams out. SOLUTION A: Make the smaller conferences the SEASON champion (and what this will do is create resistance on how come THEY do that way, and the bigger conferences do it the old way) SOLUTION B: Make only the top 4-6 teams from those conferences be able to be IN their own tournament. This will weed out the trash. I am not saying that I don’t want buzzer beaters to get IN the dance, but I want teams that have semi-earned it through the season.
New cap rules are making free agency go CRAZY in the NFL. The Bills released Ryan Fitzpatrick a.k.a the smartest man in football, the Dolphins got Mike Wallace, and the Eagles released Asomugha. Perhaps the Cardinals can pick up Fitzpatrick to have yet another marginal QB, and someone lucky will get Asomugha, who still has some years left. As far as the Dolphins, they now have the different types of receivers they need to spread the field. We will see if they can use them well now. If you think they overpaid for Mike Wallace, he made it clear last year he was mainly about the money, and if you grab a player early, you are going to pay “agency” price, not market.
In this craziness, it was nice to see Tony Gonzalez sign up back for another year with the Falcons.
Combo BUSTER SQUAD category: Dennis Rodman has told the media that not only does he want to meet the new pope, but also plans another trip to North Korea. Forget studying brains of dead football players. Let’s crack open HIS dome after he bites the dust.
That is it. Will I blog tomorrow? That is a CLOWN question, bro. Peace.