ROUNDED Ice Cubes…INCREDIBLE day.
No hook, line, sinker, or river. BASIC.
(old school style-things you should know for the water cooler because I am too tired to write a lot)
- I may like Charlie Whitehurst as a Browns pickup because I was an ACC guy or because he used to be talented, or maybe just want them to bring back that QB jersey with a million names on it before they took it down after the Cavs won a title.
- It is the beginning of the fourth quarter in MNF. Langford has done shit except for score a TD. I would appreciate the Eagles stopping the Bears on this drive so I don’t lose my second game in a row on MNF in fantasy.
- I hope before I die they have the word “antetokounmpo” at the spelling bee championship.
- 4/100.
- Hey, fantasy owners, I backed off and someone in my league didn’t. Enjoy your year watching the injury report with A.P. This is my first year of freedom.
- When my wife asked me why I wanted to watch a 29-7 MNF game, along with fantasy and Philly, I SHOULD have added “I love watching Jay Cutler lose.” I forgot.
- The most brilliant thing Jay Cutler has done or said is this. When drafted, he was asked about the speed of the NFL. He said “Have you watched our Vandy SEC games?” That is very funny.
- Only thing I respect about Cutler is that he went to the school I ALMOST went to, but then my brother brought me the UVA offer.
- Been to Nashville about 10 times. If you haven’t, you need to rethink your domestic vacations if you are not going to San Diego, Seattle, New Orleans, Boston, Austin, or Chicago…just to name a few.
- Gruden backs Cousins…at least until the franchise tag wears off in a couple of months.
- Get me an MRI report sent to me on that Alvarez thumb. I think he is just dodging GGG.
- I am not doing my fancy blog template thing tonight, but still think it is important to mention this. “Bryan S. owes me $40.”
- No prizes, Rudy.
- I will even skip the story about picking my cat up at boarding for weekend. It was a freaking mess, and he pissed himself on way home. But, I will stop, because that would be telling you the story.
- And he didn’t let it leak on my 4-Runner…which is the most important thing.
- I am excited for Arkansas vs. A&M.
- I am excited for for Stanford-UCLA.
- I am excited for UF-Tennessee.
- I am sad the player who got hurt this past weekend in Nebraska was the kid who ran the hurdles and got fifth in the WORLD.
- This was supposed to be our The Voice night as a couple. But, I don’t think she understands that watching it on couch while I am on computer blogging is cool. Once she moves into the cozy bedroom, I want to sit on my fancy couch and still watch football. I enjoy The Voice as a compromise show, but won’t lose sleep NOT watching it.
- That’s it for today. You guys have been great. Hopefully, I was better than TJ Miller was Friday night. Hope you enjoyed or are at least more informed. Will I blog tomorrow? That is a CLOWN question, bro. Peace.
- “Guest Blog by Austin Kendall. Basic Instinct.”
- Wait. WAIT. I moved the Austin Kendall theme I had in to a hook (#20 and it makes no sense in just a hook-move on-I just copied and pasted). Here is the MOST important thing today. My Fillerbuster thermos at work has a small hole. Every single day, I go in and beat the shit out of the ice so I can successfully have single level cubes that can drop into my thermos WITHOUT touching my thermos (others are content to let shit touch shit-gross). ANYWAY, the ice machine broke Friday. I was sad. I like cold water. BUT, then the happiest part of my last month happened. Whoever fixed the ice machine changed the machine on the third floor to ROUNDED ice cubes. I don’t have to beat them anymore. They can’t get attached. I can hold the scooper above my thermos and DROP them in. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO excited to do it again tomorrow. You can live your lives that are more worthy judging your day on more important things. I get it. I am trivial and proud. But, I swear on my soul that the rounded ice cubes propelled my day like a fast European train that Jason Bourne always rides while reading.
- Side note. You other people. STOP letting the scooper touch your side of cup. Gross.
- Hoban, amazing you are still writing things on the Scribble board. Come and say hi when you write those funny things.
