Mensa.

Read it, don’t read it, I don’t care…just needed to get some things off my chest.

In no particular order of chronology or importance…

On the clock.  No, it is not an airplane cast.  Wednesday evening blog.  Semi-speed version.  Let’s turn and burn.

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DISCLAIMER:  This blog is sarcastic and is intended as harmless fun only.  This is not a blog for sensitive readers.  Know that any seemingly derogatory or abrasive statements are NOT MEANT AT ANY LEVEL OF SERIOUSNESS.  Read on ONLY after accepting the above statements.

Don’t feel like doing this by hook, line, and sinker.  Let’s just get to it.

1. I won’t take much of your time.  I have things to do.
2. My fantasy team is ok.  I excel at the mid round picks, where lists don’t matter and knowledge rules.  Palmer, Lacy, Murray, Cooper Gronk, etc.
3. My backups are strong though.  I swear Austin and Sproles are going to wreck people.
4. Once again, forgot to pay attention about bye weeks.  Pray you play me in week 8 or 10.  I might not field a full team.
5. Sucks that not only did Ole Miss lose in bad fashion, but that they accumulated injuries after the game.
6. I am watching Rangers-Mariners since it is on channel #206 which is my default.  NOTHING better than listening to baseball announcers.  I could replace my white noise sleeping with the relaxing knowledge of baseball announcers.
7. Not as knowledgeable as hockey announcers, but that would be absolutely impossible.
8. Interesting fact of the month.  Teen highest IQ scores all time.  FB guy, Gaga, and Sharon Stone.  Wow.  Also, interesting but not surprising that my boy Hoban sports a 161 IQ test score.  I already knew he was special, but you don’t play Gtee against people who left Mensa just because of the annual fees too often.  Love that guy.
9. I think I got a 115 or 120, but I will take it again.  35 on Wonderlic if you care.  I chose to go as fast as possible so therefore answered all questions, but missed a couple rush ones.
10. And to think, my main memory of Sharon Stone was multiple scenes from Basic Instinct.  Shame on me.
11. If you care, and I am sure you do not, I got two -17’s on Gtee.  Still not over the hump of my old school 20 unders.
12. Kershaw is back Friday, and maybe Bryan will bet $40 on his return game and just give me the money (Dodgers fan).
13. I have never seen a Djokovic path to the semi’s like I have seen in this US Open with the retirements.
14. Again, if you want me to open a link, send it to my email…not phone.
15. Miller pulls recruits but just can’t close the deal.  Kid is from AZ, but Miller just pulled #1 recruit Payton.  7’1″ kid who can play.  Seen some clips.
16. If you care, I sneezed 22 straight times.  Violently.  I only sneeze about once a month, average is 15.2, and 22 is only 4 from my all time high.  Nice, job, me.
17. Tsonga retired and I am wrong in a Grand Slam for the 10,000th straight time.
18. There is a NEW Blair Witch project.  I remember going to the Hornet the day it came out, having lots of Jager, going in believing it was REAL, and am ok with the experience even after I found out it was a joke after.  I wouldn’t call that gullible.  I would call that embracing the moment, which I am an expert on.
19. Can’t believe the Steelers are preseason ranked above the Pats in the power rankings, but assume it is because Brady is missing four games.  Also depressed on how much hype the Steelers and Cards are getting as Super Bowl contenders.  Thought that was the Fillerbuster’s little secret.
20. ORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrr, all of the experts read my blog.
21. Keep winning Texas.  OU husband.
22. Brandon Marshall defends Kaep sitting, and I still have no respect for anything Brandon Marshall says unless it is a negative comment about Jay Cutler.
23. That was funny.  Admit it.
24. LOVE that a US hockey coach says “You sit?  You sit for game.”  Better ways, people.
25. The Pats got CB Rowe and I am sure it is part of the Patriot Way and is brilliant in some way we all don’t understand.
26. ESPN.  Great article on my boy, Iverson.
27. Robot Chicken is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO underrated.
28. Might check out the country guy and One Republic playing down the street before game at Civic Center park, but…who plays first.
29. I pick and choose my country songs.  THIS is on my shuffle and easily one of my favorites.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9v_KgxOcu8
30. Sad about not being in a second fantasy league (I have no friends who like me), but in a losers pool, an office pool, a country wide country pool, a fantasy league, and…of course…I bet now again.  Game on.
31. Thank you, FSU.
32. And of course, I am selling the SHIT out of software this month.  And I am hiding one other deal.  Shhhh.
33. Thank you Hoban, for checking my Gtee wallet and finding me $17 bucks because I am really, really good.
34. Of course, the Saints figured out a Drew Brees deal.
35. If I would have known the Browns were at 175-1 a week ago, I might have bet on them.
36. Nah.  I wouldn’t have.  No way they make it out of division with Flacco being back, a playoff first round loss team in the Bengals…and my boys.
37. Phil Simms says that the Broncos are better at QB this year than last.  I am not saying I vehemently disagree, but I have always thought that Phil Simms has used drugs in the last couple of years.
38. LOVE Big Ben said in an interview that Brady is still the best.  He IS.  But, we are loaded.  Greg might not like me as much after 5 or 6 games since we sit together (Pats fan).
39. Tiger is coming back in October.  Just WAIT, dude.  I was your biggest fan by a landslide.  I JUST learned to watch Major golf without you involved on Sunday.  Can’t take the teasing anymore.  Why don’t you just drunk text me tonight at 2am to add to the pain.
40. 10 months.  What would Ryan Lochte do NOW?
41. Retire is the answer.
42. Briles says he made some mistakes at Baylor.  He is lucky this is a speed blog.
43. Nice win by Serena over a quality foe in Halep.
44. Surprised by the Murray loss?  No.  Read my blog the other day.  Be a regular reader and see what I said about the victor that day.
45. And say I don’t know about tennis.  I was amazing.  I have a story for you for some beers.  Don’t need to embellish.  My forehand could take off you head.
46. Ok.  That is lying.  Not take out your head.  I would just hit the person at the net in the balls at 90 MPH and THAN win.
47. I had a very shy guy with a killer forehand at first doubles.  I obviously covered all of the talking shit.
48. Our team was amazing.  #1 wrestler at #2 doubles who could probably beat up everyone on the other team.  We BROKE the tennis stereotype.

Daily Reports…

FINANCES: Bryan S. owes me $40 and all other debts are paid out (aside from a night drinking with Greg on me (still good, bro-sorry for expiration mistake)).

VINCE’S SPANISH: 10% I think.

STAKEHOLDERS: No activity.

SOCIAL MEDIA: 484 Twitter, 48 Instagram

PRIZES: Suspended.

TIME: Greg, 22 minutes door to door.

DAILY TRIVIA (sorry-Google is too powerful and you can look it up, so the daily prize has to be about…me):  Suspended.

(I lied.  Chill says he didn’t unsubscribe.  We will see.  930pm expiration.  What Caye did Lindsey and I stay at on our honeymoon?)

That’s it for today.  Waking my cat up and going to bed.  Hope you enjoyed or were at least more informed.  If you don’t like it, get your own free Google blog.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.