Look the other way, Matt…
On the clock big time AGAIN…speed version, one sentence hooks, randomized.
- I COULD focus on one subject a day, but I really DO have an opinion on anything and everything.
- Direct TV better include any new ACC channel in my ridiculous monthly rate.
- Got my Ezekiel Elliott jersey in the mail today.
- Just joking, and quite disturbing he is #1 in NFL jersey sales for the entire LEAGUE.
- Brad Richards officially retired, I do follow hockey, and just feel like his 10 goals and 28 points were a little retired anyway.
- It was just the coaches talking about it, but I think Houston and BYU are not bad choices.
- Jeremy Lin has informed us that he wants to be a role model and not a phenomenon, and I will simply be impressed if he plays anywhere close to his contract pay figure.
- Actually, I will simply be impressed with about 50% of the overpaid NBA players playing anywhere close to their pay figure.
- I learned today from my colleague, Greg, that Pokemon means “Pocket Monster.”
- Mickelson got another runner up finish (I believe 11th time), and the only other more amazing runner up stat in golf is how many times Mr. Nicklaus got runner up WHILE getting the Major win record…19 runner ups.
- Jack was in the mix a ridiculous amount of the time when it counted.
- I am the driver to go see that wine guy comic tonight at Comedy Works…I will admit the guy goes on some great rants…and random as hell…so I can kind of relate.
- He better not pick on me as I am the driver and sober and will be very witty if called out.
- Nick Saban calls DeShaun Watson the best since Cam, and we love when Darth Vader butters up the rest of the nation with compliments.
- I heard Harbaugh was in a rap video, and that sounds about right.
- Chuey Fu’s has a decent happy hour for food and drink, but give them a few more weeks, because the services was absolutely atrocious.
- I don’t even come close to following the turn left sport, but Gordon starting two races after retirement is…pretty cool.
- I had a few other things, but I have a few things to do before going to Comedy Works. That’s it for today. Will I blog tomorrow? That is a CLOWN question, bro. Peace.