Catch Of The Day

It’s gotta be the SHOES.

Thoughts for the day…as always, I am in a rush.

  1.  Greetings and salutations, people.  Thanks for coming aboard (the boat).  Closet got cleaned last night, but the BEAST remains for tonight.  The guest room.  Since I have (Lindsey has) people coming on Friday morning, I guess that goes from a best case to a MUST case.  Let’s turn and burn.
  2. Nick and Jamison visiting Lindsey is like trying to catch the space shuttle upon reentry with your hands.
  3. Anyone notice that Gordon Hayward’s scoring numbers are up FOUR points since the All Star Game?  Dude is balling.  26 ppt since.
  4. Anyone notice the Wizards are playing a little PISSED OFF?  Waxing someone else right now.
  5. Anyone notice the once cellar dwelling are TWO games out of a playoff spot.  Who would have thought Dion Waiters would lead anyone…anywhere…except for the lottery.
  6. Once again, I firmly disagree that Joe Mixon should not be at the combine this weekend.  Problematic kids need to be asked the tough questions for three straight days by everyone and their mother.
  7. Who would have thought it would be a UVA grad to spark up controversy saying he won a title with the Pats, and now he is moving on at age 32.
  8. It sounds selfish, but here is the deal.  Dude is meant to play a 4-3.  Pats play a 3-4.
  9. Chris, even not famous players like Trey Flowers from the Pats get headlines for RELEASING SEALS INTO THE WILD!
  10. The Process now begins again in 2017-2018 with Embiid getting HIS bad news.  At least it is a knee as opposed to a foot?  Ok.
  11. I hate days at work when I have to do other things besides “sell.”  THAT was today.  It happens, and today was the day.
  12. The Steelers continued their re-signing run by locking up James Harrison for a reasonable salary for his numbers…especially for what the other Steelers aren’t doing as far as a pass rush.  Do what you need to, guys.  Way to lock the eternal physical freak up.
  13. I personally laughed at ALL of these.  NFL Bad Joke Telling.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyfQ6c1ZHxo
  14. Kaep thought he would make the revolving NFL QB situation ULTRA complicated by opting out.  Sweet.
  15. Tell me Johnny Manziel saw the headline about Josh Gordon re-applying to the NFL and texted him immediately.
  16. That combo would be incredible.  If only I had a yacht in Miami, then I would personally text them both.
  17. I didn’t have time to look at Deadspin, so just do it yourself…it is healthy.
  18. With Charles and A.P. on the market and the Broncos with cap room, talk on local radio is a lot of running back talk.
  19. Amar’e, you have run your course here in the USA.  Don’t be an idiot NOW.  Shame on you.  Go across the street to shower and put your clothes around the corner.  Shame on you.
  20. Bet you teams still call Belichick about Jimmy even though he is off the market allegedly, and bet you the Hoodie has a cheat sheet of Jacoby deals READY.  Just a good coach, Skip.
  21. Good thing that Matt Barnes learned his lesson about being a subpar citizen by BEING PICKED UP BY THE ODDS ON FAVORITE FOR THE NBA TITLE AND A COAST!  Shitty life.
  22. How many of you knew that Budapest was in the running for the 2024 Olympics before they withdrew in the last 24 hours???
  23. Before you think that the final score of the FSU-Duke game indicated the status of the game, it didn’t and know that Duke was in control pretty much the entire time.
  24. Before you think that the final score of the Vandy-UK game indicated the status of the game, it didn’t and Vandy BLEW it.
  25. In that game, Briscoe sat for a while with a “sore thumb.”  No more technical term than a sore thumb, guys?  Come on.
  26. Notice Durant’s return date is conveniently scheduled right before the playoffs begin.  It’s not like they need them until then.  Hell, Klay Thompson and Draymond Green probably went out drinking last night.
  27. Am I the only person who is amazed that five college athletes just NOW got busted for playing fantasy football?
  28. I agree with Larry Brown and then some.  Phil, if you want to run the freaking Triangle Offense, then YOU coach.  Shut up otherwise.
  29. And stop saying you might “release” Rose when we all know you had a chance to trade him.
  30. Phil, are you trying to do worse things to the Knicks than Zeke?  I thought it was impossible, but he is giving it a run.
  31. Another day, and another triple double by R.W.
  32. Vince Carter is having a mid-life crisis or a Mutombo flashback if he is giving elbows and getting T’d up.
  33. I heard the Trump address was actually respectful and somewhat presidential.  Nah.  Can’t be.  Maybe they picked up a Deadspin article for sarcasm.
  34. Look at the new sneaks I will be sporting at the gym moving forward.  My wife has the fashion sense, and her brain knows that I LIVE in the color blue.  I will be getting RIPPED.  
  35. (still will be wearing sandals for my workouts at work though)
  36. I had a two a day today.  Those are still tough.  Normal workout and then a swift 60 laps in the pool.
  37. Off to the guest room (and getting Lindsey’s birthday presents).  
  38. That’s it for today.  Hope you enjoyed or are at least more informed.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.