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HOOK:
“Cavs.”
The Hawks finally stayed close in rebounds with the Cavs. Problem is they didn’t guard the 3 very well. At all. Record setting. My only problem is that the Cavs were obviously running up the score and going for the record late in the game up big. Glad you all can shoot. Save it for the next rounds. The Hawks are the classic example of a team engineered to get into the playoffs, but missing the couple elements to get them over the top. Think of a poor man’s mid 2000’s Phoenix Suns…but less exciting.
LINE:
“Jagr.”
Hey, when you are 44 and get 27 goals in the best hockey league in the world, you get another deal. Class act/ stud Jagr signed up for another year with the Panthers.
SINKER:
“Aggies.”
Kid decommits, A&M coach subtweets him about loyalty probably after a few pops, and then the #181 guy in the 2017 draft decommits also after seeing the coach’s tweets. The first kid was a highly ranked dual threat QB. The WR who the coach pissed off? Stellar WR who was also targeted by Bama and Auburn. Rich get richer, and can’t wait for the next social media sports story.
THE RIVER:
-The Raptors sure are good at losing home Game 1’s.
-So, is the new thing for a girl to go on social media after sleeping with a semi-famous dude like Ezekial Elliott when he is still crashed out? And should the athlete be embarrassed at all if the chick is hot and they are single?
-The Voice-Think Allisan is a lock to win, can see Adam or Brian as possible upsets, and absolutely rooting full fledged for my boy, Laith. Sounds like the Allman Brothers just came out with a new record morphed with Joe Cocker.
-Pretty sure that social media pic wasn’t the ONLY reason Tunsil dropped. Remember, he was in the hotel room before his teammate got high and fell off the balcony.
-The Pens are not only winning, but proving they can win ugly too. Scary team coming down the stretch, with superstars galore and a goalie getting hotter.
-My useless, guaranteed loser Kentucky Derby picks I will try to post tomorrow. Rule is this. Pick other horses than what I pick and you have a chance.
-I was SO hoping for a Manziel court incident today.
-The Star Wars Day might have passed, but the ESPN Star Wars lineups were funny. I can’t find them now and don’t have the time, so good luck.
-I made a joke MONTHS ago when everyone was still in the President race about moving if Trump and Clinton ended up lining up against each other. I might have to accelerate that Belize move.
-Speaking of Belize, maybe the Redskins paid Jordan Reed in BELIZE dollars. THAT would make more sense I think.
-This Canelo-Khan boxing match this weekend is basically two guys who wake up every single day of their life and wonder…what could have been? Sure, Canelo is fairing better than 34 year old Khan, but BOTH could have been HUGE and didn’t win the big ones.
-Glad it is early in the baseball season. Because otherwise the Rangers would have felt like they were STABBED after losing two straight games to a walk-off at bat.
-I am remembering now after they got 20 wins just how quiet and nice it was when we didn’t hear from Cubs fans.
-And oh yeah. Happy Cinco de Mayo. My huge plans are dinner with her parents and time on the couch. Enjoy.
That’s it. Will I blog tomorrow? That is a CLOWN question, bro. Peace.
