FDR. Sparrow. Everest.

Let’s get something straight.  I write this whether you read this or not.  I want “readers.”  I want stats.  I am giving another Monk to Rudy…because he kind of gets who I am and why I write this…even if he wants prizes only.

No hook, line, sinker, or the river.  This is random.  I just played ten games of Golden Tee.

1.  No, I did not lose one game.
2. Yes, I won every game by 10 strokes minimally.
3. No, you can’t beat me.
4. Yes, I am watching Bourne right now because we are two days from Bourne.
5. No, you can’t go with me because I am an expert and you are a novice.  You will irritate the shit out of me.
6. I am going with Lindsey’s dad Friday and HE better not irritate me.
7. This will be short because I have to pick my Draft Kings and office pool PGA Championships.
8. I hear that Damon has a total of 25 lines in the new movie
9. I would pick up Nick Foles if I was a football team with a QB controversy.
10. “That’s not his phone, sir.”
11. So cool that Ronde passed the buck to Gerald and he just passed the buck to Winston.  If you don’t get that, then read another blog.
12. I am buying pigeons tomorrow…because of Bourne.
13. If Kevin Edds (frat bro) doesn’t support me in two months, I have decided…just to beat him.  Kind of how I work.
14. Wise and Company has enough money to have a commercial?
15. That is almost as bad as Farmersonly.com having enough money.
16. If you forget your Droid charger, it takes you about 20 hours to charge your phone.  Tricky.
17. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cool that Antonio Brown reports even though he made a mil last year and is only going to make 6 mil this year.  Classy.
18. I think Ezekiel Elliott will be innocent.
19. Tie your fucking shoe.  Sorry, mom, for cussing.
20. Move along the far wall.
21. I think Durant totally screwed over Westbroook.
22. I think Jordan Rodgers is a very good looking dude.
23. Why does the Schick Intuition chick feel the need to shave her legs before her man’s mom shows up?
24. 2 days until Bourne.
25. I said there words tonight “when I was in my prime, I used to cut that gtee corner.”
26. Jesus Christ, That is Jason Bourne.
27. I love Wingnut.  But, he taught me to play Gtee, and I can now beat him.  Kind of like a jacked up Karate Kid,  In am unstoppable at that game.  I dare you to challenge me.
28. That’s it for today.  No prizes, Rudy, except I owe you two Monks.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.  Peace.
29. By the way, every time you question anything in this blog, know I have 30 minutes a day to write it, and I would destroy you on sports trivia any time, anywhere.  Peace (again).
30. God forbid if I had a whole day to write this shit.
31. “You are nine hours behind the toughest target you have had to track.”
32. You still get two monks, Rudy.  You are loyal.  Bryan, you write great SOW’s.  You still owe me $40.  BS.  Ralph,  $10 favorite Major League guy and WHY?  This gets deep, bro.  I will give you a hint.  “bowling.”  Fuck it.  Make it $10 by tomorrow at midnight tonight, and $20 at 8am Tomorrow.