Eleanor… is no more.

One sentence per hook.  Since I totally spaced that I forgot about the UVA watch party downtown and am sitting on my couch watching game, I am sneaking in stuff at commercials.  I am on a plane tomorrow, but I am sure I will have more to say…usually do.

1.  Greetings and salutations, people.  Thanks for coming aboard (the boat).  One sentence hooks.  Let’s move.
2. JJ-early Sunday work trip tomorrow, so not really any pops.
3. Marty/ Rudy, stop reading, no prizes today as I just bought a freaking car and will be eating at McDonald’s for months (which sounds GREAT).  
4. And sorry it is kind of like the same vehicle you currently own.
5. And it is blue, which probably sold me more than anything else…I love the color blue.
6. Miami got so frustrated against UVA that two players switched shoes…in the middle of the game.
7. Don’t watch UVA’s point total-watch the opponent’s score and you will know who will win.
8. UCONN was involved in a 4 OT game-sounds right?
9. I can be a dog guy through and through, and will get a dog, but I have to man up and say I love my cat when he is not a demon.
10. Not sure what etiquette is when my woman calls me from New Orleans from her bachelorette party, but she seems to keep calling me during UVA games when I am ultra distracted.
11. Phoenix for work and Vegas for play are my next two trips so you know.
12. I am not saying that they would BEAT A&M, but I thought the best player and his team would do more than just walk on the court and lay down.  
13. A&M and an upstart UK team should be fun tomorrow.
14. Consistency and role players against Cheaterpari’s Empire.
15. You have NO idea what it is like being around me when the brackets are released on TV, and I recommend just staying away.
16. Big day for me as I just bought this car in Ohio.  
17. I will wait on the name of my new ride until I drive it and learn her personality, but she looks like a Brooke, Marina, or Morgan to me (Brooke and Marina are obvious for water reference, and Morgan technically means “circling sea.”
18. I loved Eleanor SOOOOOO much, but it just became time due to $1000 oil changes.
19. I missed the UVA watch party, I missed golfing with my boss today, but I packed a pretty good suit case, people.
20. Master packer…Seinfeld.  
21. KU proved they are the best playing team right now, but don’t write off West Virginia in your brackets.
22. Lunardi, I love your brackets right now, as you have Nova as the #2 seed in UVA’s region.
23. Of course, you also have Maryland as the #4, which doesn’t make me happy (preseason champion from the Fillerbuster).
24. I have not bought into Nova all year, have written about it constantly, they lost to Seton Hall today, and they will lose.
25. San Diego State losing today MIGHT have screwed over St. Mary’s, Monmouth, or Michigan.
26. I agree with Oklahoma State, as it was really cool to HIRE Travis Ford, but the results are not optimal.
27. In case you care, NO, I am not happy about Martavis Bryant going to rehab.
28. Lindsey just called me two more times while we are down 7 with 4 minutes left.
29. I don’t know about you, but IF a #16 seed were to beat a #1 seed, I would want it to be Stony Brook.
30. Well, unless it was against UVA.
31. The Warriors are at 40% to win 73 in my constant updates from ESPN, but you read it here that losing Iggy for 2 weeks will log another loss in that column very soon.
32. Manziel cleared waivers, and some part of me thinks he is in Vegas celebrating that somehow?  
33. Thanks, Bill Walton, for NOT replying to my bachelor party invites.  
34. Figuring out how to send out invites for a Phoenix trip before Daylight Savings Time (they don’t move their clocks) could be the hardest brain exercise I have ever encountered.
35. At least I just reminded myself that tonight is the change of clocks.
36. I was thinking about going out, but moving time forward just solved THAT puzzle…NOT.
37. We might lose, and you read here I am fine with that so that everyone and their mother doesn’t pick UVA in the tourney.
38. KU, UNC, UVA, Oregon sound like the #1 seeds to me.
39. Speaking of the Pac 12, I applaud the the conference for not letting kids transfer if they commit some type of misconduct offense.
40. I have never gone into the brackets already knowing what I will pick, and it will be UVA over MSU or KU.
41. UNC and UK will make me think about things though.
42. So, you are telling me that two days after Wideman’s offense was reduced, it comes out that the ref he hit is out for the season?
43. UVA just hit a three…freaking out.
44. OK, and UNC just scored, so it is over…nice job, Heels and Vince.
45. I thought the story about the snowmobile attack at the Iditerad was fake until I read it.
46. I will say it again that I don’t understand Superman vs. Batman as one is a thing from another planet and the other is a dude who gets dressed up in badass gear.  
47. Have you HAD Valentina hot sauce?  
48. Discovered it at Moe’s Bagels in Cap Hill, and it is DELICIOUS.
49. Oh, and if you want to get in the most fun, affordable bracket pool you have ever even heard of, contact me-I will send you the info.  It is fantastic and excruciating.
50. That’s it.  Hope you enjoyed or are at least more informed.  Will I blog tomorrow?  That is a CLOWN question, bro.
51. Sad.  They lost.  Oh well.
52. I didn’t realize that Marcus Paige was such a GENUINE and NICE and RESPECTFUL post-game interview.
53. I have to go on Craig’s List and see who wants to tow away my frame with nice tires.