Keep on rolling, Tyrion.
HOOK:
“Dinklage.”
Sports blog, sure. But, NOT when something comes down the pike THIS funny. Peter Dinklage photo breaks internet. http://thechive.com/2016/06/23/peter-dinklage-on-a-scooter-just-broke-the-internet-and-heres-why-40-photos/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=post&utm_term=internet&utm_campaign=dinklage
LINE:
“13-3-5.”
Chandler Parsons is asking for a max salary. This is a sign of the apocalypse. Seriously. That is his stat line. Max money. Test the market, dude, and WHOEVER signs this guy to a max contract should…ugghhh…you know where I am going on this.
SINKER:
“Johnny.”
A mistext by a lawyer? Maybe a receipt at a marijuana store down the street from his hit and run? Is Johnny Football WRITING this before he acts it out, or just improvising? You can’t make this up. Thank you, Johnny Football. Love it. Keep it coming. Do everything you can to do weird stuff WITHOUT getting thrown in jail…because then you would be boring.
THE RIVER:
“Kings.”
Just when we think the Sacramento Kings can’t find new ways to fail, they pick who they picked yesterday. Sure, Georgios Papagiannis was arguably a first round pick. But, a LOTTERY pick when you have Cousins and Stein already as the tall guys? Hell, they could have just drafted ANY Kentucky guy to go with their stable of UK players and done better. Henry Ellenson was still available for crying out loud and he was projected to go top 8 or 9. They had some great wing and small guys too. Unbelievable.
-I have read some stuff, analyzed it on my own, and slept on it. Not sure how the Thunder got what they did for Mr. Ibaka. Wow. Look at the PER comparison alone. Oladipo is stepping into the PERFECT situation.
-I get drafting for potential and high ceilings, but I also remember a day when a classy senior shooting guard with height, skills, a handle, and a shot would NOT have gone in the second round. #malcolmbrogdon #wahoowa
That’s it for today. Will I blog tomorrow? That is a CLOWN question, bro. Peace.
